mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

KagomeShuko

Always laugh when I'm not wearing any pants!

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"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

CdM

But though I have wept and fasted, wept and prayed,
Though I have seen my head (grown slightly bald) brought in upon a platter,
I am no prophet—and here’s no great matter;
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I am not wearing any pants.

Simons Mith

Show me the way to go home,
... Nah, too easy.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think. It means, "I'm not wearing any pants."