*Contentious statement alert* Most unidentified objects in abandoned drawers and neglected biscuit tins of 'things' are to do with hanging curtains. Curtains are the most complicated of household artefacts and no two systems are interchangeable or compatible.

[pen] Ha! You've obviously never had to deal with shelving units...

[Pabbers] Ha! I have a husband to deal with that sort of thing.

[pen] Now that's a bloody good idea! Why didn't I think of that?

The smell of new wood I've got a new fence, 'cos the old one blew down. I keep getting little whiffs of fresh DIY store fence wood through my window. While it's not as nice as freshly sawn timber, it still qualifies as a little pleasure.