mc5 - It's all Greeks to Me

We had a game once upon a time where we catalogued the names of some of the lesser-known Knights of the Round Table, such as Sir Kit Breaker, Sir Gycal Truss, Sir Monon de Mounte and so forth. I thought it might be educational to go further back, to Greek times, and list a few of them. John Cleese, Androcles and Pericles may be quite well-known, but what about the tailors Euripides and Eumenides, for example? Extra points will be given for providing some biographical details on these long-forgotten fellows.

(Winning move unaltered.)

Simons Mith

I shall start with Icicles.

Phil

A brave knight, whose single-handed charge against 500 Moors, armed solely with a cabbage, was noted as one of the most futile, and doomed military operations of all time - Sir Tindeth

Simons Mith

There was one Greek who was well-known for only ever talking, to put it politely, the most utter rubbish; the philosopher Testicles.

Software

Kitty Kat - a lady of the night.

Phil

Ah, I appear to have misread the instructions!
I have a picture on an urn of the great Athenian strongman, Philmamuscles