mc5 - The return of the facial nightwear game

Forget names, faces? Embarrassed by your poor command of English? Have you encountered a mysterious and possibly very rude phrase, but you're afraid to ask what it meant? This is the place for you. Leave such face pyjamas here, and let our panel of resident experts laugh at them.

PaulWay

This is simply another name for bodysurfing, where you use yourself as the board. More salt in the face, you see.

What do you think of a round of foot crepes?

Wol

No thanks. Those large, round discs of dead skin from the soles of your feet are hard to make palatable.

Purple lampoon?

DrQu+xum

As I see it, it's a guy sharking after hours in Cleveland.

I've heard this one but not sure of its meaning: A frayed rope in the pulley.

gil

It's applied to chaps who (ahem) can't get IT up. IT, or Information Technology, is quite a complex undertaking and a broken wire (frayed rope) in the circuit (the pulley) will just prevent the user getting it working (up).

Safari Beard

Bob the dog

The results of a night in the bush.

Ahem.

I've heard of a Toilet Duck, but what is a Pantry Chicken?