My dear mother said "Use your brain" "Don't drive all that way. Take a train." So I took her advice (I don't need telling twice) And now I'm doing 15 years in Wandsworth for grand larceny, operating a locomotive without a train driving licence and the kidnapping of one train driver, four conductors, 83 passengers, four dogs and a budgie named Jane.
I've recently picked up a cough It's making life hard to get through This out I must tough Shun of Despond the Slough And seek help from the folk of the borough.
[Raak] That's so good it needs plagiarising... Behold ye the red-legged chough Which nests on the end of a bough Where it pecks out a trough Feeds its young just on dough And suffers a constant hiccough.