If the government were to collapse Fill the cabinet with some stop-gaps Like Rees-Mogg at Health Rushi Sunak at Wealth And for PM, who else but Grant Shapps?
This was started by Radox The Green and Projoy: Now Chancellor Nadim Zahawi (Whose savings are not in Malawi!) Thinks that he is the GOAT But he won't get our vote: We're not that daft, now, really, are we?
Having spent many long years in training We expect he's an expert in reigning And one of our own So, as Charles takes the throne Let us greet him with "Long live the King."