I couldn't resist, sorry Raak. Haven't looked in here in ages and work is really boring at the mo. I've proofread 300 pages of 700 so far and it's dull dull dull, so a bit of rhyme and meaning wrangling will do me good. May the sacrifice cleanse me of sin, Chuck libido and lust in the bin And instead I would be More goodY-goodY And purer, both outside and in.
I've a shiny new silver Euphonium It gleams and it shines, just like Chromium Now I'm learning to play Everyone stays away Friends and Neighbours leave me on my onium