Inspired by a limerick started by Pablo and Superman: Now hearken ye all, MC types, Ye must cease to use Pampers wet wipes! For Jacob Rees-Mogg Says they clog up his bog: "Obstruit stercorem O stipes!"
Inspired by a limerick in progress at MCiOS: Is a Jaffa Cake really a cake? The tax man claimed it was a biscuit The case went to court Which conclusively judged That whatever it is, it's exempt. From VAT.
There's a change in my life which is drastic My new girlfriend is simply fantastic She's a feast for the eyes And to my surprise I really don't mind that she's plastic.
Some say I'm a bit of a loner My girlfriend complains I don't phone 'er I just peck when I kiss And the reason is this I'm buggered if I'll catch Corona