An actor of highest profession with expressive facial expression missed the prompt, couldn’t hear (he was deaf in one ear) said : “To pee, or not pee, is the question.”
Based on what might have happened: The Nobel Committee confided That the Peace prize this year was divided 'Tween one who stopped a war And one who started four Do you think that that was misguided?
Inspired by a limerick started by Pablo and Superman: Now hearken ye all, MC types, Ye must cease to use Pampers wet wipes! For Jacob Rees-Mogg Says they clog up his bog: "Obstruit stercorem O stipes!"
Inspired by a limerick in progress at MCiOS: Is a Jaffa Cake really a cake? The tax man claimed it was a biscuit The case went to court Which conclusively judged That whatever it is, it's exempt. From VAT.