[KS] as follows: It seems that my cat has nine lives And he's certainly had a few wives He's a bit of a rake And makes no mistake When deciding 'tween catnip and chives.
An actor of highest profession with expressive facial expression missed the prompt, couldn’t hear (he was deaf in one ear) said : “To pee, or not pee, is the question.”
Based on what might have happened: The Nobel Committee confided That the Peace prize this year was divided 'Tween one who stopped a war And one who started four Do you think that that was misguided?
Inspired by a limerick started by Pablo and Superman: Now hearken ye all, MC types, Ye must cease to use Pampers wet wipes! For Jacob Rees-Mogg Says they clog up his bog: "Obstruit stercorem O stipes!"