There once was a king in Great Britain Who would treat every wife like a kitten He kissed and embraced ’em Then killed and replaced ‘em By such love, may we never be bitten!
[KS] as follows: It seems that my cat has nine lives And he's certainly had a few wives He's a bit of a rake And makes no mistake When deciding 'tween catnip and chives.
An actor of highest profession with expressive facial expression missed the prompt, couldn’t hear (he was deaf in one ear) said : “To pee, or not pee, is the question.”