They say there's 12 N on a C Yet there's 24 H in a D And 12 S in the Z But my C's way ahead Her 9 Ls are just bothering me. I used to hate those puzzles. No point in trying when they're like this, it doesn't scan!
There once was a king in Great Britain Who would treat every wife like a kitten He kissed and embraced ’em Then killed and replaced ‘em By such love, may we never be bitten!
[KS] as follows: It seems that my cat has nine lives And he's certainly had a few wives He's a bit of a rake And makes no mistake When deciding 'tween catnip and chives.