'Tra-la-la!' I declaimed, and 'Tee hee!' 'Woo-hoo!' and 'Ha-ha!' and 'Yippee!' Then later, 'Oh, cock!' Once I'm not on the clock And need no more simulate glee
Time to rewrite a Limerick from October 2014: An athlete of deeds meritorious, Whose life had been largely victorious, Fired on quite regardless - Dolus eventualis - Guilty of murder inglorious
As a brief diversion from lecherous Limericks, a lecherous Shakespearian haiku: My Love doth me wrong— But still, 'tis better than not doing me at all.