To write dirty limericks you need Dictionaries in which you will read Dirty words that will match A word rhyming with "snatch" If you’re filthy like us you’ll succeed.
These boobs just keep running and running As Stevie writes verse oh-so-cunning As cool as ice cubes He delivers his 'boobs' And his final-line scansion is stunning
Enough of this outrageous hammery, It makes me all stuttery-stammery, I blush to my nose, And just stare at my toes, When the topic's unceasingly mammary.