Unashamedly stolen from my Aunty Maureen, who has Scottish parents. A young fellow called Cholmondeley Colquhoun Once kept as a pet a babolquhoun His mother said, "Cholmondeley Do you think it quite colmondeley To feed your babolquhoun with a spolquhoun?"
To write dirty limericks you need Dictionaries in which you will read Dirty words that will match A word rhyming with "snatch" If you’re filthy like us you’ll succeed.
These boobs just keep running and running As Stevie writes verse oh-so-cunning As cool as ice cubes He delivers his 'boobs' And his final-line scansion is stunning