Another from a friend... This young man at graduate school Did find a red ring ‘round his tool He went to a clinic The doctor was cynic: ”Can´t you see it´s just lipstick your fool!”
The proper version... There was a young girl from Aberystwyth Who took grain to the mill to get grist with But the miller's son Jack Lay her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with. The first "y" in Aberystwyth is actually a schwa. Too bad