My friend sent me a mail: I also play baritone sax It helps me unwind and relax It's great for the lung My fingers and tongue And the noise clears the ears of all wax...
Over the hill came Pistol Pete Ninety-five lbs. of swinging meat He met up with a gal By the name of Big Sal Who had the Grand Canyon betwixt her feet.
The question remains when this tale is done Should Pete of stood there or should he of run? And though it is moot One cannot dispute Pete's now married cause he did neither one.
*chuckles* My benevolence comes at a price To wit should you leap through the ice Limit your spree To less than three As I will pull you out only twice
A girl of Brazilian extraction Liked rock stars and double the action She said with a swagger She'd had Richards and Jagger And BOTH had achieved satisfaction.....
When in the course of the times The government tends to grave crimes It's the right of us all To send them to the wall And get new ones and pay them our dimes.
I'm your God, have no others but me With my name you mustn't make free Rest one day, 'spect the 'rents Don't kill, lust, steal pence Tell the truth, covet not, and you'll see.