On day one He made dark and made light Next three days: earth, sea, trees and stars bright Fish and birds on day five Six made man and beasts live Then He paused as He thought "That's alright!"
There once was a lady called Chalky Who I spoke to on my walkie-talkie She said, "Hello Rosie" I said "Don't be dozy" "You really wanted old Uncle Korky."
I’m stuck with my Siamese twin When he’s going out then I’m coming in He was screwing this miss And of course got all bliss But I just got blisters on my foreskin.
Timon gave all his money away So his debts he could no longer pay His friends all proved false So he left Athens' walls And struck gold, but then died anyway.
Eve was the apple of Adams eye, And he was so fond of apple pie, When the snake one day said: Eat that pie - you'll be dead He ate all, now he’s dead, and that’s why...