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Limerick Showcase
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A chance for players to showcase whole limericks for amusement & edification. Standard winning move for the purposes of euthanasia.
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Botherer
Professor Brian Cox is so famous
He's even well-known on Uranus
On Pluto, he's sleighted
(Secretly delighted)
Whilst Jupiter screams "ignoramus!"
Botherer
Sorry, just had to rid the world of the politically correct pronunciation of a certain Wonder of the Solar System.
Rosie
(Botherer) I've never pronounced it any other than the "rude" way which suits English speech better and gives us "uranium". Equally, we have "Venusian" when any fule kno it should be "Venereal". Poxy little planet, anyway.
Giertrud
My glow worm:
The last three lines of this verse
Form a nice haiku
By using five-seven-five
As they always do
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