And to complete the set (not my own work): There was a young maiden from China With a feeling for rhythm much fina She stopped at line three. There was a young man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two. There was a young man from Verdun.
There was a young fellow from Merstham Who had boils on his bum and he cursed 'em When he sat on a chair 'Twas too much to bear So he got a sharp knife and he burst 'em.