Apologies for this mid-limerick Haiku, but I saw the Nederlandisch limerick and assumed "anything goes". Wise sausage advice From young Jamie Oliver... Prick with a fork, right?
Again, stolen off Twitter this morning. There once was a man from Lahore Whose limericks stopped at line four When asked why this was He said: "Just because."
And to complete the set (not my own work): There was a young maiden from China With a feeling for rhythm much fina She stopped at line three. There was a young man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two. There was a young man from Verdun.