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I don't know; I didn't listen!
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It's at times like this I wish I had listened to what my mother told me.
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[Raak] "...in a barn" in our family
Shurrup or I'll bash your face in - a favourite of my mother's.
Come on, you could get a tank through there!
A favourite of my dad's when somebody in front wasn't quick enough moving into a gap in traffic. Thing is, he used to work for the MOD on Salisbury Plain, so he'd know ...
I could do that quoth my Dad whenever a snooker player on TV missed a shot.
Just taking seamanlike precautions.
(Mrs INJ's dad when going to the loo before going out - and yes, he was a sailor)
You'd better brush those teeth, and make them clean and shiny, or else the tooth fairy won't leave you anything for them when they fall out.
Wear it (them) in good health. (Accompanied each gift of clothing or jewelry)
This was in one of Max Boyce's routines, but I always liked it
Fine! Go play your stupid rugby. But if you break both your legs, don't come running home to me.
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