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I don't know; I didn't listen!
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It's at times like this I wish I had listened to what my mother told me.
Rise and Shine, Morning's fine, Sun's shining bright enough to burn your bleeding eyes out.
What my father might have said on a morning like this
If you need something done, ask a busy person.
It's a knack.
My mother's universal explanation of how to perform any physical skill.
A stitch in time saves nine going in through one ear and out the other like water off a duck's back.
It'll stay like that!
A warning against the dreadful dangers of pulling faces.
You are not going out of the house wearing that!
If you don't watch out and spit it out, you'll swallow that seed, and don't you come complaining to me when there's an orange tree growing out of your tummy.
Go and take a long walk off a short pier.
Shh....the cat's peeing.
According to my father, something his father would say during a lull in the converation.
There's no point sinking the ship for a ha'porth of tar.
One of my dad's
What is thunder?...that's just God rearranging his furniture up there; He's pushing His sea chest to the other side of Heaven.
What do you think this is, bush week?
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