mc5 - Holiday Anagrams

All Saints Day - It's anally sad.

Guy Fawkes Night - Huge Swanky Gift.

Guy Fawkes Day - Yuk! Sew Gadafy? (one of many ways to spell his name...)

Thanksgiving Day USA - Hug a skydiving Satan

Also in shock fashion news: "Kids shun Gaga Vanity"

Start up a choir on Ascension Day - DIY assonance.

(Phil) I'm sure you'd be delighted to receive a text to the effect that "U'd shag stinky vagina".