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A Simple Game of MC
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Well, our MC-playing muscles have probably become a bit atrophied from lack of use, so how about a simple game so we can all limber up a bit? Let's see: There. I don't think I can simplify things any further than that without making a travesty of the entire game. So, let's get on with it then.
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Dollis Hill
This time round I'm jumping in with glee!
Dollis Hill
I'm sorry, but it seems Software missed some elementary physics, entered the fifth dimension (that's where all the gravitons are), and got us all caught up in a huge loop of gravity. The only way I could possibly hope to free us was to send us into a more stable loop and invert the gravitational pull. Now, how do we get out of this?
Ongar
Sacrificing 6 green podumes in the process.
Dollis Hill
Rather looks like those podumes were sacrificed for nowt. Ongar has run out of rail.
Dollis Hill
I'm sorry about this guys, I didn't mean to trap us all, but I didn't want the world to end in a black hole, either. Maybe this video will help to explain things.
Dollis Hill
Invoking "Squares Only" for the next fifteen moves.
Farkle
Putting a square token on Dollis Hill.
Bradford Foster Square
Surely this would be far enough away to escape the gravitational pull...
Woodside Park
...which for some reason is my only legal move. I'm suspicious one of you gentlefolk has laid a trap here...
The Square and Compasses at Worth Matravers
What happened there?
South Ealing
We seem to have neutralised the loop, but I have sealed off the jubilee line for the next ten moves, or we might risk creating a black hole, and that would be bad. However, I rightfully claim the anti-gravity scout badge for my efforts in defeating the graviton.
The Inn at Whitewell
Be still my beating heart
The Three Tuns
Bond Street
Kentish Town
Cranking up the game play after a month's enforced stoppage.
Laterals now open. Glory be.
Putney Bridge
Thank you, that's freed things up nicely
Epping
Canary Wharf
Collecting bonuses.
Finsbury Park
Well you said it was available at all times!
Acton Town
We apologise for the one month delay to this service.
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