[INJ] Undeclared, so I think technically he gets away with it. Wouldn't work in a spoken word game, of course, but that's technicalities for you.

[Tuj] Well, 'technically', of course you're right, but there's just the faintest whiff of Ruttsborough about it. Given that, I give notice that my move is Oblique and that therefore the laterals are opened.

Trying to counteract the oblique with a bit of squareness.

Closing the laterals.

It's a square world.

Completing the square and claiming the bonus.

Moving into the fifth dimension.

Not the fifth dimension, softers! That's where all the gravitons are!

Such larks.

First larks, now finches.

[INJ] Ah of course, I'd forgotten the original precedent. Although when in doubt, it was usually him who tried it on first ;)

Did someone play Dollis Hill?

[Software] Just when I thought we'd managed to avoid the loop thanks to Spangle's sacrifice. Still, I suppose you had no choice - I certainly can't escape it, not with my anti-clockwise LV.

This time round I'm jumping in with glee!

I'm sorry, but it seems Software missed some elementary physics, entered the fifth dimension (that's where all the gravitons are), and got us all caught up in a huge loop of gravity. The only way I could possibly hope to free us was to send us into a more stable loop and invert the gravitational pull. Now, how do we get out of this?

Sacrificing 6 green podumes in the process.

Rather looks like those podumes were sacrificed for nowt. Ongar has run out of rail.

I'm sorry about this guys, I didn't mean to trap us all, but I didn't want the world to end in a black hole, either. Maybe this video will help to explain things.

Invoking "Squares Only" for the next fifteen moves.

Putting a square token on Dollis Hill.