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Acronyms - such useful things, especially when they are pared down to Three Letters. We shall have themes, to keep things moving. The game will end when someone plays The Winning Move.
World Cup T.L.A.

M.U.G.

Most Under-achieving Goalkeeper.
C.U.P.


Clearly Useless Player
O.F.F.
Once Famous Footballers
T.I.T
Totally Idiotic Team
D.O.G.
Dirty Old Goalkeepers
N.E.T.
Needs extra time.

I know that ESP were exquisitely skilled players, but what were NED?
Never Ending Disaster

For England at any rate, they needed more

V.A.T.

Vitality And Talent
Especially on failing to overcome the USA, whatever that was.
Unsatisfactory Sporting Achievements
R.E.F
Referees Eschewing Fundamentals
R.I.P.
Reputations In Pieces
A.B.E
Awful Buzzing Earache, naturally, as opposed to a M.O.P.
Misser of penalties. Someone told me the England manager was FAB. is that correct?
Fantastically amusing and balding. Well, after England's performance, the last bit's probably true, too! Talking of England, would it be fair to describe Wayne Rooney as an U.G.G?
Uniquely Gifted Goalscorer. Stretching a point, I'd say. I blame ITV.
Now, now Rosie. We all know your views on the Idyllically Tuneful Vuvuzelas. How did the BBC do, though?
What? You were expecting "incessant, tuneless"?
(CdM) Not from you, y'bugger. :-)
What did they expect but a Bafana Bafana Collapse. They'd probably wasted their time trying to listen to DAB.
Dat Adebayor Bloke? That would be, because he's non coherent except in the R.S.A
The Referee Standards Academy. Personally I put it down to the WAGs.
It's an unfortunate characteristic of modern-day sport, Worldwide Advances in Gamesmanship. I hope these are not indulged in too extensively by WBA.
The Whiny Blokes of America? Na, they're too busy moaning about HER
Horrendous Egyptian Referees? No, not possible as that would be quite against the PCC.
The inexperience of these referees has led to the Penalty Claims Culture, which even infects QPR.
Quaint People from the Registan. Talking of which, I suggest we move on to Olympic TLA, hosted by the IOC
Idiotic Old Codgers pandering to an NOC?
In Our Corner This was actually way to easy and I spent way to much time on it! NRA
Oops, caught my mistake!
Why are people Never Opening Concessions? I wonder, why are there so many jerks in the NRA?
Well it's Naturally Real Assholes! The GOP seems to help them out too.
The once proud party now consists of nothing but Groupies of Palin. We seem to be onto politics rather than Olympics, but that's ok. What do people think of the coverage by NBC?
I never bloody cared for it. I prefer CBS
The Communist Beatnik Society? Surely you mean CBC...
With its completely boring coverage? So, how are the DEMs going to do in the midterm elections?
Audience
glances askance in confusion
Huh? Where did that audience reaction come from??
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