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Wizards' Duel
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I think I'll just repeat what I said in the chat:

You have two teams of wizards. In order to make a move you must change shape into a creature or thing that beats, defeats or otherwise trumps whatever the other side has just changed into. So you might get a sequence like

Wizards: Elephant
Witches: Mouse
Wizards: Cat
Witches: Dog
Wizards: B - A - T - H
Witches: Telephone

at which point I have to admit I'm stumped so presumably the witches win that round.

Puce
Aardvark
Green
American Automobile Association
White
Toyota Prius
Puce
[CdM] You should have gone for Laziness. Laziness beats aardvark any day.

The M25

Green
The M-16
Puce
The M-pire State
Green
The Petronas Towers
Olive Drab
(changing to a more interestingly named color team)
Burj Dubai
Goldenrod
The International Space Station Am I doing this right?
Gainsboro
Asteroid Maybe we should go back to puce and green!
Peach Puff
Lembit Opik Just wanted to play my joker
Green
Baroness Scott of Needham Market (Forced. Possibly.)
Olive Drab
Harriet Harman
Mahogany
Max Mosley
Green
Willy Wonka
Olive Drab
An Oompa Loompa with a grievance
Green
High-powered corporate lawyers
Puce
Tagon's Toughs (who have a standing bounty authorizing any member of the unit to shoot Partnership Collective lawyer drones on sight.)
Puce
Ha! Thought that might fox you! Round one to the Puces!
Let's start the next round with … a handbag.
aqua
A goat
Green
Damn. I think he won right there. Nicely played!
Malta
Puce
[CdM] I think so too.

Yalta

white
Potsdam
Blanched Almond
A-Bomb
white
A missile
Azure
Defence budget cuts
Goldenrod
A Dossier. No, you can't read the contents.
A freedom of information act
aqua
A politically biased judge
white
A Murdoch media slu... campaign.
green
A chip shop
green
A fish and chip shop
oops. A misapplication of the "whoops" button there.
Azure
A public health campaign
Goldenrod
(Switching team allegiance, to keep silliness levels below an acceptable threshold) A botched knee operation
Goldenrod
[rab] I picked Goldenrod because of the connection with "The Witch of the Westmorelands". I think azure is confusing. I was expecting it to be a deep blue, a preconception left over from a dabbling in heraldry some years ago.
Olive
A large compensation payment
Goldenrod
Lawyer's Fees Pro Bono: To be in agreement with the lead singer of U2
aqua
Communism
The Cultural Revolution
Goldenrod
Teh Intarnets
Backhoes. Fibre-optic cable has only one natural predator; the bucket-shovel excavator, or backhoe.
Azure
A Potato. The natural enemy of all petrol driven vehicles.
green
A fish and chip shop
aqua
Mercury contamination
Goldenrod
The Government of Japan
white
Godzilla
Puce
Wallace and Gromit
Goldenrod
Nick Parks in a New York taxi
Green
Rosa Parks in a Montgomery Bus
white
Gangsta Rap
Azure
Rich white fans
aqua
I declare a victory for all.
Shakespeare
Puce
Rowling
Green
Archer
Azure
Kirk
Puce
Stallone
goldenrod
Stallone? Too obscure for me.
white
Schwarzenegger
Green
The California Budget Deficit
goldenrod
A written response to the opposition
aqua
Illiteracy
Olive
More investment in education
Goldenrod
A Tax Hike
white
The Cayman Islands
Goldenrod
High-speed, Cyclic Storm Systems
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