Amazingly, cowsh*t tastes rather like strawberries.

I wouldn't know, but I'll defer to those who do.

The word 'defecate' is one which should never, ever, be used in print.

"Print" is a word that should never be spoken.

'Print' is a basic function that all computers master first time, and never have any problem with.

Sports commentators go to special schools where they are taught how to form metaphors.

I am not going to post the sentence "I've never metaphor I didn't like".

... as the mathematician said to the slide rule.

I know exactly what I am going to demo in ninety minutes, so I'll just spend a few minutes in here so I am a bit more relaxed.

I meant to do that.

When I interned at the White House, Hillary Clinton and I spent many careless Sunday afternoons sitting lotus style on the bed in the Lincoln room, playing gin rummy, smoking cigars, and eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

In Australia 'peanut butter' is synonymous with 'Vegemite^TM' and tastes exactly the same.