mc5 - ... so help me God.

Riff

groan.
The equator is far from being an imaginary line -- it is, in fact, the seam where the top half of the Earth unscrews. The interior is used to store fudge.

Riff

There is no such thing as pie.

Riff

Chain-link fences are woven by large mechanical spiders..

Riff

I store a large jug of platypus milk in my hat, just in case of emergencies.

Bob the dog

Dunx] My walking stick was crap - it limped.

Dunx

I suffer from an acute phobia of spignurtles, although fortunately these are not due to be invented until the year 2178.

Tina

I am not an American.

Tina

I worked at the white House in the 90's. I have the distinction of being the only woman there that Bill Clinton did not hit on. I have to have therapy, as a result.

Dujon

[Tina]Yes, I remember you from your antics in the ante-room.