mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

Ri runderrood revery rord rof rat.

Helicopters fly by repelling the ground away from them because they are so ugly.

My solar plexus stops working when the sun goes in.

All cows are called Colin.

This is how "Colindale" got its name.

All pigs are called Birmingham.

. . . except me.