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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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DrQu+xum
I, too, run by the power of the moon. I have a small diesel generator in my arse.
DrQu+xum
I'm currently retrofitting it to run off methane, so that I can eat a bowl of chili and sell the remaining wattage.
Dunx
It's not so much that my hovercraft is full of eels, as that the eels just won't let go of the steering.
Kim
It's not so much that I want you to come back to my place bouncy-bouncy, it's just that there's nowhere around here to park the space-hopper.
Dunx
What would Brian Boitano do? It almost certainly would involve Harris Tweed.
Dunx
Euphemisms have been outlawed in 30% of Chechnya.
Chalky
Nell Gwyn's place in history would have been assured if she'd accepted the marriage proposal of either Alexander Graham Bell or Colin Sell. She died, however, content in the knowledge that she'd been immortalised in the opening line of Gray's
Elegy
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