Pumpkins are giant amoebæ with bad cholesterol.

I am the Queen.

I am a Queen.

We are the Queen

We are the champions

...of the Commonwealth... (thank you TBT)

...Games.

Scientific high-vacuum equipment rely on colonies of microscopic vacuum squirrels, that gather and horde the molecules from the air.

I tried to manage a haunted house once, but could only eek out a living.

I have never eeked in my life and even peeking is not in my nature.

It is now an hour earlier than you think it is (UK only).

I am Tiger Woods

I am one of Tiger Woods' woods.

My digital camera has got five fingers. For recreational purposes, it regularly visits Harrods and indulges in a little light pick-pocketing.

My dog is well behaved and has never de-carpeted the entire hallway.

Rip Torn was a carpet salesman; he sold snakes.

To render the stunning special effects sequences for the Matrix trilogy, FX production company ESC used 12 Commodore 64's located in a custom built facility in San Fransisco. Each machine generated frames that were stored, in compressed form, on a 5 1/4 inch floppy disk. The resulting 632,000 disks were subsequently airlifted to a second facility for the final composite work. The rendering process at the San-Fransisco facility took 12 years.

I thought the Matrix Sequel was well worth watching.

Diamond Geezers are a girl's best friend.

I do not have to go to work soon.

[Tuj] I am always an hour earlier than you think.

Rather than reset my clocks and video, I just moved the sun forward 15 degrees in the sky.

Boolbar] My sun won't do this. You have to wind it back a complete year until you end up at the right time.

The old analogue sun was replaced in March this year. If you look carefully, you will notice that the sun now moves in 1 degree jumps.

[FG] You're kidding! It was dreadful!
I run my the power of the moon, so during the daytime I have to sleep in a coffin to avoid the harmful sun.

I, too, run by the power of the moon. I have a small diesel generator in my arse.

I'm currently retrofitting it to run off methane, so that I can eat a bowl of chili and sell the remaining wattage.

It's not so much that my hovercraft is full of eels, as that the eels just won't let go of the steering.

It's not so much that I want you to come back to my place bouncy-bouncy, it's just that there's nowhere around here to park the space-hopper.

What would Brian Boitano do? It almost certainly would involve Harris Tweed.

Euphemisms have been outlawed in 30% of Chechnya.

Nell Gwyn's place in history would have been assured if she'd accepted the marriage proposal of either Alexander Graham Bell or Colin Sell. She died, however, content in the knowledge that she'd been immortalised in the opening line of Gray's Elegy.

My boyfriend constantly complains. We're going out tonight for an evening of whining and dining.