I don't like this game. I'm not going to join in.

I'm not going home now.

The airbags in the new Rover 75 are made of the same material as Christopher Biggins.

Candyfloss is the best insulator for lofts.

In sh*t the * is pronounced uh.

I have Lord Byron's bicycle. It looks exactly like a book called "Java in a Nutshell", but that is a merely accidental property, its fundamental essence being that of Lord Byron's bicycle. It has previously been a terrapin living in Smolensk, a cigar smoked by Churchill, and the Pope's third-best mitre.

<singing>
I want to ride Lord Byron's bicycle, I want to ride Lord Byron's bike.
I want to ride Lord Byron's bicycle!, I want to ride it where I like!
</singing>
I promise never to sing in here again.