Hamsters are better because of their ability to pouch bad news.

Michael Parkinson is controlled using a sophisticated fly-by-wire system operated by Matthew Corbett.

I have never used a computer.

Parabolas are used in the hunting of free fall parachutists.

Somewhere in the orange scented tapestry booth behind Wesley's 'Bring and Break' emporium, "Paramedic Shrew" struggles to free herself from the clutches of an evil lime flavoured Jelly Foghorn. Could this be another job for "Surreal Anteater"?

[BtD] Obviously not.
Meanwhile, in other news, smoking has been proven good for you by scientists in Peru. They have also proved the existence of "Fnnergahl", but they haven't conclusively proven what it is yet.

My mum let me store tramps urine in my wardrobe, mind you I thought it was cider until I drank it. It tasted a lot better than cider.

Humpty Dumpty jumped off the wall because he was a crack addict.

According to the latest conspiracy theory the men belonging to the 'grand' old Duke of York did not return.

Marmosets taste of liquorice.

I haven't been missing Fat German's contributions to this game...
The French word for Germany is "Alopecia".