Somewhere on a busy Wolverhampton freeway a Cadburys tanker has shed its load of Crème Egg filler, halting the progress of a chilled juggernaut carrying an express consignment of penguins for Dudley Zoo. Could this be another job for "Traffic chinchilla"?

Bob the dog's next posting will have nothing to do with "Paramedic Shrew". ;)

. . . . and it won't include the words "jelly" and "foghorn".

Triangles don't have three sides. It's all a government conspiracy.

Gerbils are remarkable propagandists.

Hamsters are better because of their ability to pouch bad news.

Michael Parkinson is controlled using a sophisticated fly-by-wire system operated by Matthew Corbett.