Dujon] I see you've misspelled 'Scambled egg' again.

The Indian Ocean has a catflap.

Women do not have muscles; they locomote as spiders do, by redistributing the blood pressure in blood vessels around the joints.

I exploded again today.

Raak's comment didn't give me the heebie jeebies.

Lilith Hebden-Bowles was a celebrated monkey parlour singer in the forties, and was ground down and converted into sheet music when she died.

Somewhere on a busy Wolverhampton freeway a Cadburys tanker has shed its load of Crème Egg filler, halting the progress of a chilled juggernaut carrying an express consignment of penguins for Dudley Zoo. Could this be another job for "Traffic chinchilla"?