Each day I calculate my position in relation to BBC Broadcasting House using Pythagorus' Theorem.

After being made redundant from Playschool, Hamble joined the police force and is now a detective inspector.

Mutton can be used as paper.

If you find you appreciate art too much, your best bet is to take an anaesthetic.

[Projoy] Does calculating your position using Pythagoras' Theorem involve using a right East Anglian?

Most Roman mosaics are actually massive Rubik's Cubes that have gone stiff and settled in one configuration. The pictures they appear to show are projections from the viewers mind.

"A right East Anglian" is a euphemism in the church for anyone who routinely appoints gay bishops.