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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Bob the dog
Somewhere in the sprawling metropolis - in his secret laboratory - an evil wrongdoer is hatching a dark plot to become the queen and rule the world. Could this be another job for “Security Hamster”?
Puff the magic dragon
Yes.
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Donald Rumsfeld has trained 30,000 security hamsters in the last three months.
snorgle
By a remarkable co-incidence, 30,000 is also the my annual take-home pay.
Bob the dog
30,000 is my annual take-home pay too. I am paid in groats.
Projoy
I am paid in quarks, which makes me a multi-multi-trillionaire.
Bob the dog
30,000 groats is worth about 50p in stirling, or 534,678 in Euros.
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