Hash browns are so named for their resemblance to rapid access data structures. Other delicious choices for breakfast treats include linked list greens and array yellows.

"La plume de ma tante est dans le bureau de mon oncle" is loosely translated as "My aunt and uncle are at it like knives."

I like knives *slithery laugh*

I like slithering!

So do ophidiophobists.

Most wild Australian snakes are harmless, easy to catch and make excellent pets.

He who drinks Australian thinks clearly.

I'm asleep.

Nightmares sort out the problems of the day and leave you bright and fresh in the morning.

I'm still asleep. I don't have to wake up at 5 AM.

Captain Titus Oates came back in a few minutes later and said, 'Blimey it's a bit nippy out there, I best take me coat'.