mc5 - ... so help me God.

Beanz doez not mean fartz.

I tried going to work on an egg, once.

If you want to get a head, don't get a hat but invest in a guillotine instead.

I was contracted to appear as one of the lambs in The Silence of the Lambs, but I got myself fired for making impassioned out-of-character speeches and singing old Goodies hits.

Boolbar

I'm sorry that I made such a hash of running the universe today.

Blue Bananas

I'm not.

Projoy

I spend most weekends dressed as a forlorn tikka cheese and chutney sandwich at the back of the fridge in the local Spar.

Chalky

Projoy's last statement would fit nicely into the lyrics of The Lonely Goat Herd and would scan if you left out the word 'trumpet'.

Chalky

Actually, it wouldn't scan if the barcode was all scrunched up.

Chalky

I'm really busy at work.

Projoy

All cheese is watching your every move.