mc5 - ... so help me God.

Due to rising land values, The City has been relocated from central London to a disused quarry in Devon.

My application to join the Girl Guides was finally approved today. I start next Monday, with a troop in Renfrewshire.

Coffee plus more coffee equals tea.

BigMac - Roadkill = Bread

If you lick an electric socket, it'll cure you of asthma. (You won't have to worry about breathing any more - guaranteed!)

Everything I say rhymes.

The highest quality taramasalata is pink because of the extra fingers that went into the mincer.

Rhyme doesn't pay

Rhyme for sale! Rhyme for sale! Buy it by the metre!

I am pro-joy.

I am Indifferenttojoy.

I am a girl

I type at four hundred words a minute, which is why I have a buckling spring Assault Keyboard on my desk.