mc5 - ... so help me God.

I didn't just scan in a copy of a local takeaway menu and install it as wallpaper on the PC of my absent colleague.

For the second time today, tea did not spurt copiously from my nose when reading the previous posting.

The screen saver on my PC is a video of Bob the Dog spurting tea copiously from his nose set to a progressive rock soundtrack.

The English city of York was named after New York City in the US.

Windsor castle was built close to Heathrow Airport to allow tourists easy access via the M4.

David Blaine switches with a stunt double at 6:00 every evening so that he can have tea and watch the news.

Due to rising land values, The City has been relocated from central London to a disused quarry in Devon.