The emu house at London Zoo is pink and shaped like a windmill.

Flamingos are really swans. But someone put them in the wash with a Man Utd shirt on 'non-fast coloureds' instead of 'delicates' and they emerged all lumpy, stretched-out and pink. [ ... had to be done. Ref. laundry - Banter & Limericks].

And by the same process, but with shrinking, we get red pandas.

Edwina Currie washed John Major's y-fronts with an octopus.

That last statement makes perfect sense.

My old man's a dustman.

The day Wednesday was invented by Lloyd Anderson, an industrialist from Kentucky.