[BM] The Peoples' Independent State of Qu+xum is willing to accept an ambassador from your state, and vice-versa.

I am in State Usquo, which exports Rock in all over the world.

The TV Quiz Show, Fifteen to One has recently gone binary.

I watched tonights episode of "Who Wants to be a 11110100001001000000aire".

My age looks much nicer in hexadecimal.

My doctor recently advised me that aging is a totally unnecessary process and is caused by eating.

My doctor told me that heart attacks can be caused by blocked archery.

If you try dialling my phone number in binary, you get through to the emu house at London Zoo.

The emu house at London Zoo is pink and shaped like a windmill.

Flamingos are really swans. But someone put them in the wash with a Man Utd shirt on 'non-fast coloureds' instead of 'delicates' and they emerged all lumpy, stretched-out and pink. [ ... had to be done. Ref. laundry - Banter & Limericks].

And by the same process, but with shrinking, we get red pandas.