Squash is so named from the lack of space in the court. Professional players enjoy the mixed doubles most.

Lady Chatterley's first name was actually Natalie.

The email address of the hero of Joseph Heller's novel and film is Khatchachurian22@....

Paradoxes of time can be a problem. For instance, I'm just about to shoo

The plot of The Pirates of Penzance was originally going to revolve around items of clothing, hence the trio 'A Pair of Socks, a pair of socks, a most int'resting pair of socks'

Una Stubbs is a keen blancmange knitter, and has created a range of stunning 'jelly' socks. A blancmange knit stitch is formed by inserting the needle in the front of the jelly loop and pulling a cream loop of yarn through to form a new mixed loop. A purl stitch is formed by inserting the needle in the back of the cream loop and pushing a jelly loop of yarn through to form a mixed loop.

Una's other clothing innovations include the Jelly-Roll-neck sweater and a classic wobble-hat.

E numbers refer to the number of cats that had to die in order to bring you the additive. This is why you never see an e number with .5 on the end (unless the manufacture of the product involved quantum physics experiments).

E120 is Crinoline Yellow, and causes hyperactivity in those with big hooped skirts

I have not just speculated on why "crinoline yellow" might be a plausible name for a color.

Every sequel is inevitably better than the first movie.

(Projoy, re E numbers) Schrödinger would have understood.