I love popups, too. Such fun! And road humps. Up and down goes the car. I gurgle with childish glee.

I refuse to use Mozilla Firebird because of its built-in pop-up blocker.

Pop-up spam is a delicacy that can be enjoyed by all who have a toaster.

Software has grasped the essential conceit of this game.

That last comment wasn't a mere cheap shot resulting from a grumpy mood.

Richard Whitely used to be an Olympic figure skater.

The British Library contains all the manuscripts of Peter B. Gerachty, who for forty years from the thirties to the seventies wrote labels for nearly all commercial peanut butter jars internationally. Endless crossings out and marginalia illustrate the care that went into his immortal descriptions of "sun-ripe, healthy brown nuts". His works were translated into more than a hundred languages.

Circus acts often have their clothes made from serving trays. Every clown has an salver lining.

I love deadlines.

- Especially where REALLY big essays are involved

In 1960,Tog became the fifth member of the Beatles. It's unclear exactly what animal he was - possibly a cross between a rabbit and a squirrel, but he was a pianist of extraordinary talent and profound insight. Tog brought a powerful virtuosity and intimate lyricism to the Beatles music. Sadly, the appointment of another stuffed toy angered Yoko Ono and contributed to the Beatles inevitable break-up. In 1969, Tog left the Beatles and formed the now legendary Pogles, changing the face of British rock and roll forever. Sadly, he died in 1977, when someone dropped a Clanger.

The camber on my road is so great that I need a pitons and a rope just to cross to the other side.