I've been to one of Noel Gallagher's house parties. It was quite stuffy, but he did do his party piece -- his impression of Neville Chamberlain.

Noel Gallagher is also highly intelligent and very attractive. A complete charmer and a gentleman.

Noel Gallagher also calls himself simply "Gaagher", although he avoids using this name near Star Trek fans for fear of being confused with a Klingon dish of blood worms.

Klingon blood worms are delicious

If you ever see someone dressed as a Klingon, the traditional greeting is to punch them in the stomach.

Cling film makes a sylish turban for those bad hair days.

sp/stylish

Turban is the latest 'buzz word' for a normally aspirated internal combustion engine - excluding, of course, Wankel designs, which have a totally different mode of operation.

Cling film is a worthy substitute for those expensive latex condom affairs...