I can spell privelged, privelidged (oh, bugger!) # cuts and pastes ... privileged.

Politicians are all highly intelligent beings, and also very attractive.

Angus is looking at the world through rose tinted NHS glasses.

I am fascinated by party political conferences - they are just so relevent to everyday life.

Criminologists all have something green on their desks.

Criminologists are all scoundrels, knaves, rogues, blighters and cads. In my day, you could get a life sentence for criminology and there was far less of it about. In my opinion this so-called government should bring back the cat-o-nine-tails, the thumbscrew, the rack, the Iron Maiden and Noels House Party.

I've been to one of Noel Gallagher's house parties. It was quite stuffy, but he did do his party piece -- his impression of Neville Chamberlain.

Noel Gallagher is also highly intelligent and very attractive. A complete charmer and a gentleman.

Noel Gallagher also calls himself simply "Gaagher", although he avoids using this name near Star Trek fans for fear of being confused with a Klingon dish of blood worms.