The first male human clone is rumoured to be capable of marsupial nurturing of echindnas.

When I go out to Gordon and Sheila’s Pommy-Aussie Chip Shop, I always have a Snake and Echidna pie with a can of Koala.

I just have one question. George Bush has a vocabulary?

Mandy Rice-Davies became a chrysalis shortly after the Profumo scandal broke and emerged as John Prescott.

Playing Mornington Crescent at 3am is an adequate substitute for sleep.

[JLE] Works for me.

[Angus] George W Bush is fluent in at least one language.

Ibid] I did not laugh out loud at that.

[JLE] Playing Mornington Crescent at 1am is better than sex.

I can think of plenty of things to write here now.

I am pining for the fjords?

Pine is the new oak.

Chorleywood, Northwood, St.John's Wood, Colliers Wood, and Oakwood have disappeared off the map to be replaced by Poplar, the 'Oaks' Royal and Gospel, and Becontree - which only goes to prove that you can't see the wood for the trees.